Little rhino...

To the tune of �I�m a little teapot�

I�m a little rhino,

Strain in doubt

Bind with my canyon

Bind without

When I�ve replicated

Just the right amount

You�ll need to get a tissue to blow me out

[alternate: exacerbate your wheezing and cough me out]

Thanks to Cassandra Faux for putting this one together back in 2007.