To the tune of Grease/You�re the one that I want
I�ve got chills, they�re multiplyin�, and I�ve got a sore throat
Home remedies that I�m tryin�, feels like I�m dyin
Really runny nose, now I cough and ache
and the doctor says its flu
Really runny nose, now it�s in my chest
To my lab I must be true,
There�s nothing left, nothing left for Doc to do
Chorus:
It�s a rhino I�ve got
(a tiny little rhinovirus), not the flu, Doctor
A rhino I�ve got (a tiny little rhinovirus),
not the flu, Doctor
A rhino I�ve got (a tiny little rhinovirus),
not the flu
It�s all I need (an A or C)
Oh yes indeed (yes indeed)
If you�re filled with secretions
Lungs too hard to inflate
Medicate, must aren�t worth mention, resistance you�ll make
Starting to wheeze, cause of cytokines
I need some air, maybe �roids will pull me through
Starting to wheeze, is it RSV?
I don�t have two, just an HRV that�s all
Are you sure? Well those PCRs wouldn�t lie
Chorus: (repeats out)
Thanks to Katherine Arden and Cassandra Faux for helping me put these together back in 2008.
